The first Oppo Demo Derby session has begun!

"carcrasher88" (carcrasher88) 02/27/2014 at 18:52 • Filed to: Grand Theft Oppo, GTA Online, Oppo Demo Derby

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The event will take place at the Vinewood Racetrack (next to the casino).

Here's the format for the start.

The field will be divided in half (or close to half, if there's an uneven number of players) and will be lined up back-to-back.

They will start off in opposite directions and must complete one full lap in their direction before being allowed to change direction at will.

At that point, it's an all out battle. Last car running wins.

Eliminated drivers will move to the designated spectator area in the grandstand on the front stretch.

The session is Xbox 360, and my friends list is pretty much full, so you can either send a friend request to another oppo on my friends list to get in, or send a message so I can invite you in.

Oppos who are already on my friends list and want in will be invited immediately.

For this first derby, there will not be a size restriction, but please don't bring an oversized vehicle like a semi, bus, Dump, etc.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 18:57

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Will try to join when I get home.

carcrasher88 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/27/2014 at 18:58

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Ok. (:

Lets Just Drive > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:07

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Sad...

... that it took until the words (and numbers) "Xbox 360" for me to realize this wasn't a real world event.

I need coffee. Or moar coffee.

carcrasher88 > Lets Just Drive 02/27/2014 at 19:08

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It would be pretty cool to get a bunch of Oppos together with some cheap junkers for a real demo derby!

No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:10

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Will there be one tomorrow?

Lets Just Drive > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:10

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Everyone would show up in brown, diesel station wagons with manual transmissions and be like, "Lets do this!" Then, proceed to fawn over each others cars, never once even considering crashing into the other.

carcrasher88 > No Prius Needed 02/27/2014 at 19:11

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Sure!

No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:13

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I'll be on at around 7:30PM EST...can we use cargobobs and tractors?

carcrasher88 > Lets Just Drive 02/27/2014 at 19:14

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Yes. That would be great! I'd probably show up in an old Peugeot 505 that meets the criteria.

carcrasher88 > No Prius Needed 02/27/2014 at 19:15

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If the other vehicles in the derby are similar sized, a tractor can be used.

Using Cargobobs to transport vehicles to the derby isn't just allowed, but encouraged.

Lets Just Drive > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:16

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There'd be a Volvo and a Datsun, at least.

No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:16

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This is going to be interesting...

carcrasher88 > Lets Just Drive 02/27/2014 at 19:16

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Sweet!

carcrasher88 > No Prius Needed 02/27/2014 at 19:17

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That makes me think...tomorrow's derbies will be on a rooftop. Cargobob required.

Blondude > Lets Just Drive 02/27/2014 at 19:19

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A real life Oppo demolition derby meet up could quite possibly be the greatest thing to ever happen in the known universe.

No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:20

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I'm up for it.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Lets Just Drive 02/27/2014 at 19:20

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Hah. Or it would happen. And then the next time we tried to do it we wouldn't be able to find anymore brown diesel station wagons with a manual transmission because we inadvertently just totaled the very last few survivors in the U.S. the last time we went out....

Blondude > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:21

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I am so in! I'll be on in a few minutes.

Lets Just Drive > Blondude 02/27/2014 at 19:22

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See my latest Stupid Hypothetical.

Have fun :)

carcrasher88 > No Prius Needed 02/27/2014 at 19:22

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Alright, then it's settled. Brilliant thinking!

carcrasher88 > Blondude 02/27/2014 at 19:23

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Ok. I'll send an invite your way when you get on. (:

No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:24

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OR we can have cargobob jousting.

carcrasher88 > No Prius Needed 02/27/2014 at 19:28

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You mean like when Top Gear did 'Caravan Conkers'? Will we have to wear goggles?

No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:29

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Kind of but we will have to wear these

carcrasher88 > No Prius Needed 02/27/2014 at 19:30

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Kinja'd.

No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:31

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No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:31

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No Prius Needed > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:31

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Sigh

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 19:32

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Might be on in a little bit. Finishing some homework.

carcrasher88 > No Prius Needed 02/27/2014 at 19:32

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I feel your pain, friend.

carcrasher88 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 02/27/2014 at 19:34

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Sounds good. I'm hoping to at least have 4 cars before starting. We've got 2 right now. I've got the Dominator and Blondude has the Picador.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 20:23

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Someone want to send me an invite?

GT: TopSecretSkwerl

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > carcrasher88 02/27/2014 at 22:17

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Sorry I had to boogy. Wife and kid came home and it was dinner time.